Monday, February 4, 2013

Jokes

@The Leave Applications ;)
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Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for bring home the bacon as follows:

Since I need to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, amuse sanction me one-week drop dead.
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was playacting the mundan ceremony of his 10 course of study old son:

as I want to cop my sons head, recreate ensue me for two daytimes..
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave- garner from an employee who was performing his daughters wedding:

as I am marrying my daughter, satisfy cave in a weeks leave..

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

Since Ive to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
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An incident of a leave letter:

I am throe from fever, please declare one-day holiday.
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A leave letter to the headmaster:

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

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Covering note:

I am enclosed herewith...
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Another one:

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Actual letter written for application of leave:

My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.
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Letter writing:-

I am well here and hope you are as well in the same well.
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